Today's Chuckle - Harlan Collins

Harlan Collins

Harlan Collins follows in the footsteps of his illustrious journalist father, Tom Collins, who, in 1948, created Today's Chuckle, featured daily in newspapers nationwide. Harlan continues the tradition, contributing daily to this fifty-year-old feature. Collins has written a book, published by Putnam, entitled Today's Chuckle: 2500 Great One Liners for Every Occasion, honoring this historic half-century milestone. Today's Chuckle is syndicated nationwide by the Tribune Syndicate and holds the distinction of being the most widely syndicated front-page feature in the world.

Collins is currently EVP of Strategy & Marketing at Global Media Transfer, a software/hardware solution for the entertainment industry, transferring and monitoring metadata projects on a global basis.

Prior to joining GMT, Collins served as a VP at VITAC Corporation, Creative Director of Voxworks Technologies, Creative Director and COO of The Movie Treasury and Creative Director of Gelula/SDI.

Harlan Collins' songs have earned him accolades and gold records for his musical contributions to artists such as Barbara Streisand and Olivia-Newton John, and he became one of the few artists signed to Beatles manager Brian Epstein's cutting edge label, Nemperor Records. Harlan has also composed and arranged music for the award-winning TV show Sesame Street and the cult classic film This Is Spinal Tap, and has performed as a featured musical guest on Saturday Night Live. Collins is, additionally, the author/composer of over a dozen musicals, including Highlander - A Celtic Opera (_www.highlanderopera.com_) and Underwing (_www.underwing.tv_).

Collins attended New York University, majoring in film and drama. He currently lives in Los Angeles.

Harlan Collins Samples

Sunday, July 26, 2015

The first people to turn over a new leaf were Adam and Eve. Monday, July 27, 2015. Honesty is the best policy ... unless, of course, you're running for public office. Tuesday, July 28, 2015.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Some people are really down-to-earth ... while others prefer cremation. Monday, July 20, 2015. A politician is someone who is an expert at generalities but a rank amateur at specifics. Tuesday, July 21, 2015.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Believing in an unseen force up in the sky that knows our every move used to be called religion. Monday, July 13, 2015. Always keep your chin up. Tuesday, July 14, 2015. Ignorance is bliss, unless you buy the wrong size shoes.

Sunday, July 5, 2015

For atheists, the only higher power is the 220 sockets they plug their clothes dryers into. Monday, July 6, 2015. The world is moving so fast that nostalgia now applies to anything over a week old. Tuesday, July 7, 2015.

Sunday, June 28, 2015

The Bible tells us to go forth and multiply. Monday, June 29, 2015. Why is it that the minute you get your daughter off your hands you have to get your son-in-law on his feet? Tuesday, June 30, 2015.

Sunday, June 21, 2015

One good thing about stupidity is you can be pretty sure it's genuine. Monday, June 22, 2015. An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but dip that thing in taffy and you're sure to see a lot of your dentist. Tuesday, June 23, 2015.

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