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Rooney, the legendary "60 Minutes" commentator, offers wry observations on everything from big business and politics to the frustrations of everyday life.
Andy Rooney Samples
"Oh, I look so terrible, Andrew," my mother said, sitting in a rocking chair in our living room when she was 92 years old. She didn't look terrible to me. She looked like my mother. Few of us, it seems, are genuinely happy with the way we look.
There's a conspiracy against silence in the world. Everywhere you go, people are making noise. Silence is the natural state. I don't understand why some people insist on filling the air with noise.
Joy Cartier from Honolulu has written me a good, sensible letter suggesting I write something about kissing. Joy seems to feel that kissing has gotten out of hand.
This is one of the most difficult times of the year to put off doing some of the things you've been meaning to do.
It seems as though the rooms we live in are getting smaller with fewer places to store things, and the things we have to store are getting bigger and more numerous. Take the kitchen, for example.
Susie's mother sent me a large box of Honeybell oranges from Florida the other day. We'd all like to be able to control the weather or, at the very least, to predict what the weather is going to be where we live.
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