Mark Bazer

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  • Release date: Tuesdays
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Mark Bazer

A new-generation humor columnist, Mark Bazer examines cultural trends, current events and personal experiences with a dry wit and deft touch.

His column is syndicated by Tribune Media Services as part of the Humor Hotel package.

Mark Bazer Samples

Magic, or Love at First Sight

MARK BAZER. I don't believe in most magic, and by magic, I include fate, miracles, astrology, time travel and several major metropolitan light-rock stations. But I do believe in love at first sight.

Money for Nothing

MARK BAZER. My 5-year-old son is developing an interest in money, and -- at the risk of being labeled a socialist by Glenn Beck -- I'm not finding it very enjoyable.

Marinades for You and, More Importantly, Me

MARK BAZER. Are you marinating your meat? Hmm, that question sounded dirtier than I intended. Which, again, is marinating meat. I realize that half of you are already doing this, and have been for a long time.

Bed-Buggin' Out

MARK BAZER. "Abercrombie & Fitch Co. said Friday that it closed a second store in New York due to a bed bug infestation." It's rare to read a feel-good story about bed bugs, but there you have it.

Man Vs. Plant

MARK BAZER. Medusa was back, and she was after my family. Not the Gorgon from Greek mythology.

A Cheesy Childhood Recalled

MARK BAZER. Can we trust our childhood memories? I visited Mr. Cheese last week. The truth is, I couldn't have been more excited myself. It turns out it wasn't the kids I should have been worried about -- it was Chuck E. Cheese himself.

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