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Mark Bazer
A new-generation humor columnist, Mark Bazer examines cultural trends, current events and personal experiences with a dry wit and deft touch.
His column is distributed as part of the Humor Hotel feature.
Mark Bazer Samples
An inconvenient tooth
MARK BAZER. "The Tooth Fairy didn't come" were the first words out of the boy's teeth-deprived mouth this morning. The boy is our eldest son. Our household's rate -- the random, unfulfilling amount of $3 -- seems to fall somewhere in the middle.
Your next iPhone!
MARK BAZER. "Apple Inc. plans to begin production of a refreshed iPhone ... in the second quarter of the year, according to people familiar with the device's production, teeing up a possible summer launch for the next version of its flagship device."
A calendar update from your child's principal
MARK BAZER. Dear Parent, It may seem odd to read this as the snow drifts down past our windows, but spring is right around the corner!
I'm sweating it
MARK BAZER. Nobody told me about the trap I was falling into.
When you can't catch a break
MARK BAZER. Here's what you don't want when you visit the ER for a sports injury. No, if you go to the ER, darn it, you want to hear about some broken bones, or at least some solid ligament damage.
My thoughts on my thoughts on the Romney video
MARK BAZER. I have some thoughts about Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's secretly recorded video. My thoughts are, I'll admit, eerily similar to some other people's thoughts you may have encountered -- but only up until a point.
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