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Mark Russell
Legendary political satirist Russell zips between the headlines and political commotion. This column delivers four to five snappy barbs and one-liners about issues in the news. His creativity has made Russell an American institution.
Mark Russell Samples
Mark Russell
There's no business like show business. STAR BREAK. And eventually -- "The Trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: the Musical." STAR BREAK.
Mark Russell
When I saw that the new George Clooney movie is called "The Men Who Stare at Goats," I thought it might be a sequel to "Dances with Wolves." STAR BREAK. I believe staring at goats is a misdemeanor in some states. STAR BREAK.
Mark Russell
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? STAR BREAK. But a hockey mom can, if her name is Sarah Palin. STAR BREAK. Palin says the McCain campaign owes her $50,000. STAR BREAK.
Mark Russell
Notice how after every tragic event in our country, someone on TV says that we've got to have a "conversation." STAR BREAK. The supposition is that the conversation will lead to a "healing." STAR BREAK.
Mark Russell
And so, it's "hasta la vista" to Lou Dobbs, CNN's popular anchor and birther who has left the building. STAR BREAK.
Mark Russell
The new "Jay Leno Show" is doing great if you overlook the fact that Jay was beaten in the ratings last week by a sponge named Bob. STAR BREAK. SpongeBob Squarepants on Nickelodeon logged 8 million viewers to 5 million on NBC. STAR BREAK.
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