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These daily one-liners stand as an island of good cheer in the sea of daily news events. Great for comics pages or at the end of a column.
Today's Chuckle Samples
Strong moral upbringing makes it easier to resist temptation. Monday, May 20, 2013. The least healthful position to sleep in is with your feet on the office desk. Tuesday, May 21, 2013. Psychiatrists get paid by the hour. Wednesday, May 22, 2013.
Into every life some rain must fall, but some people need an umbrella and some people need an ark. Monday, May 13, 2013. Life isn't fair. Tuesday, May 14, 2013.
When you're young, adultery is a sin. Monday, May 6, 2013. The rich don't care about universal health care because they've got universal wealth care. Tuesday, May 7, 2013.
You won't die wishing you'd spent more time at the office, but you're not going to wish you'd spent more time trying to put together those Christmas toys either. Monday, April 29, 2013. You have the right to remain silent when arrested.
What this country needs is a good spousal recall program. Monday, April 22, 2013. When the chips are down, you might as well just get out the dip. Tuesday, April 23, 2013. Some people clean up in the stock market and others just get soaked.
Keeping your spirits up and making enough noise to wake the dead are not the same thing. Monday, April 15, 2013. When young people first move away from home they often long for a home-cooked meal just like mom used to microwave.
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