Today's Chuckle - Harlan Collins

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  • Frequency: 1/wk
  • Release date: Sundays
  • Moves with art: No
  • Moves with multimedia: No
  • Available: International, U.S. & Canada

Today's Chuckle

These daily one-liners stand as an island of good cheer in the sea of daily news events. Great for comics pages or at the end of a column.

Today's Chuckle Samples

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Previous generations referred to existence as a world of woe. Now it's moving so fast, people are referring to it as a world of "whoa!" Monday, March 8, 2010.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Monday, March 1, 2010. The easiest way to live happily ever after is if you find romance late in life. That way, you don't have as much time to get on each other's nerves. Tuesday, March 2, 2010.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Theists believe the Lord is their shepherd. Monday, February 22, 2010. It's a jungle out there, and Wall Street is buying up all the vines. Tuesday, February 23, 2010. Opportunity knocks. Wednesday, February 24, 2010.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Love and marriage: the progression from soulmate to cellmate. Monday, February 15, 2010.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

If money is the root of all evil but it doesn't grow on trees, maybe it's time to get a new gardener. Monday, February 8, 2010. They say there is nothing you can make that somebody else can't make a little cheaper. Tuesday, February 9, 2010.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

There's no shame in being poor, just as long as you have enough credit cards to hide the fact. Monday, February 1, 2010. The average person spends a quarter of their time working and another quarter complaining about it. Tuesday, February 2, 2010.

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