Today's Chuckle - Harlan Collins

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  • Frequency: 1/wk
  • Release date: Sundays
  • Moves with art: No
  • Moves with multimedia: No
  • Available: International, U.S. & Canada

Today's Chuckle

These daily one-liners stand as an island of good cheer in the sea of daily news events. Great for comics pages or at the end of a column.

Today's Chuckle Samples

Sunday, September 12, 2010

While the young go searching for truth, the old go searching for youth. Monday, September 13, 2010. Carbon dating: When you're playing the field past 60. Tuesday, September 14, 2010.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Marriage is the triumph of hope over reason. Monday, August 30, 2010. If Americans have to stretch their dollars any farther, that picture of George Washington is going to look like Jabba the Hutt. Tuesday, August 31, 2010.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Jazz theology: God heps those who hep themselves. Monday, August 23, 2010. Maybe there's no fool like an old fool, but you can get a young fool to work for half the price. Tuesday, August 24, 2010.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Surveys indicate a lot of people wouldn't mind the Apocalypse coming, as long as it had good special effects and stadium seating. Monday, August 16, 2010.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Many religions stipulate a day of rest, but that doesn't necessarily mean snoring on the couch with beer dribbling down your chin while the TV blares. Monday, August 9, 2010.

Sunday, August 1, 2010

There is a higher power, but it doesn't do you any good if you're not plugged in. Monday, August 2, 2010. There's no rest for the wicked. Tuesday, August 3, 2010.

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