Feature Details
- Frequency: 1/wk
- Release date: Sundays
- Moves with art: No
- Moves with multimedia: No
- Available: International, U.S. & Canada
Today's Chuckle
These daily one-liners stand as an island of good cheer in the sea of daily news events. Great for comics pages or at the end of a column.
Today's Chuckle Samples
Sunday, February 5, 2011
We come from dust and we shall return to dust, but that's no reason to stop vacuuming your house. Monday, February 6, 2011. The reason there's no fool like an old fool is because it takes years of training to beat the competition.
Sunday, January 29, 2011
So many people seek the key to the meaning of life, not realizing it's a combination lock. Monday, January 30, 2011. Thank heaven this is still a free country and you can do just as your spouse pleases. Tuesday, January 31, 2011.
Sunday, January 22, 2011
Some disgruntled husbands would say that Adam was the first electronics engineer, in that he supplied the spare parts for the first loudspeaker. Monday, January 23, 2011.
Sunday, January 15, 2011
The secret of patience is doing something else in the meantime. Monday, January 16, 2011. It's easy to tell when you're on the right road in life. Tuesday, January 17, 2011. Put your best foot forward ... particularly when kicking someone.
Sunday, January 8, 2011
If only the difference between atheist and a theist was just a little space. Monday, January 9, 2011. If you don't think you can teach an old dog new tricks, all you have to do is look to our entrenched politicians. Tuesday, January 10, 2011.
Sunday, January 1, 2011
This is the day to make the ultimate New Year's resolution: Never make another resolution that you're not going to keep anyway. Monday, January 2, 2011. Definition of a perfect bore: A Texan who went to Harvard and spent four years in the Marines.
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