Feature Details
- Frequency: 1/wk
- Release date: Sundays
- Moves with art: No
- Moves with multimedia: No
- Available: International, U.S. & Canada
Today's Chuckle
These daily one-liners stand as an island of good cheer in the sea of daily news events. Great for comics pages or at the end of a column.
Today's Chuckle Samples
Sunday, July 25, 2010
The way some folks act, you'd think they got their morals on a layaway plan. Monday, July 26, 2010. Never put off till tomorrow what you can get out of doing forever. Tuesday, July 27, 2010.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Golden Rule of Wall Street: Do unto others to the extent you don't get caught at it. Monday, July 19, 2010. Today is the first day of the rest of your life ... and it had to start on a Monday. Tuesday, July 20, 2010.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
When meeting your Maker, it's best not to complain about your manufacturing flaws -- you've already been recalled. Monday, July 12, 2010. If you're unsure how to conduct yourself in public, try using a baton. Tuesday, July 13, 2010.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Too many people celebrate the Fourth by drinking a fifth, thus illustrating their independence from intelligence. Monday, July 5, 2010.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
People either believe in the hereafter or the "there, now." Monday, June 28, 2010. You know it's time to look for a new job when you come back from lunch and they've removed your desk. Tuesday, June 29, 2010.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
No matter how small a town is, you can always find someone to give you wrong directions. Monday, June 21, 2010. When the boss says it's time to start pooling your resources, you know he's getting ready to do the backstroke. Tuesday, June 22, 2010.
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