Sunday, July 25, 2010
The way some folks act, you'd think they got their morals on a layaway plan.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can get out of doing forever.
Talk is cheap ... unless, of course, you just bought one of those pricey smart phones.
If it ain't broke, don't submit it to committee analysis or it soon will be.
It takes a village to raise a child, but once you have a child, you suddenly want to move to a better village.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may receive the credit card bill you charged all that stuff on.
How did our country degenerate from the forefathers to the four flushers?
EXTRA
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