NOW OBAMA TELLS US?
Imagine that last fall before being elected,
"As we approach
"Consequently, if elected, I promise to get us over the Bush financial meltdown with a stimulus program that will borrow
"By March of next year, my new
"In addition to the stimulus/borrowing plan, I intend to devote
"Although my new spending proposals may raise the federal deficit in my first year to
"Those savings can be accomplished by upping the federal income tax to about 40 percent on those rich 5 percent of Americans who currently pay only 60 percent of our aggregate income taxes -- as well as lifting
"With state income taxes, federal income tax,
"I expect that
"But to deal with this reaction of entrenched interests, I promise a fresh team of hard-nosed American professionals -- understanding that it is impossible to appoint some without past insider connections and occasional tax problems.
"From the former Clinton administration, I will select
"On matters of protecting civil liberties, I assure the American people that I have examined the Patriot Act, the FISA accords and renditions -- and I have discovered that they, in fact, do not shred our Constitution. I will, however, shut down
"Our new direction in energy policy will center on cap-and-trade initiatives that promote wind and solar power. While we won't rule out oil, gas, coal and nuclear development, problems with greenhouse gas emissions and nuclear waste mean that these ossified 20th-century industries -- including new offshore drilling development -- must be discouraged and further taxed or regulated to subsidize our green future.
"Abroad, I promise to give America a new image. My first television interview will be with al Arabiya. Due both to new initiatives and my unique background, I can reassure them that no longer will
"Indeed, on matters in the
"We expect to open new dialogues with
Now all that would have been hope and change that we could have voted on.
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