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Garrison Keillor

You've listened to his radio show, bought his books, seen him on tour and laughed at his jokes. Now, Garrison Keillor's weekly column will drive readers to your newspaper for his signature musings on contemporary life-raising a teenager, backyard politics or the right way to eat barbeque. He is this generation's Mark Twain, a magical storyteller whose compelling use of language distinguishes his column from all others.

Garrison Keillor Samples

'Jihad Jane' Shatters Terror Stereotype

Evil is not a color. It has no particular religion nor creed, nor style of dress, nor gender nor geographic home. One hopes we learn at least that much from the adventures of Jihad Jane.

When the Solution Is Worse Than the Problem

The snow is melting in the woods of North Carolina and the kudzu is greening up.

An Early Whiff of Spring

We have a good guy in the White House, a smart man of judicious temperament and profound ideals, a man with a sweet private life, a man of dignity and good humor, whose enemies, waving their hairy arms and legs, woofing, yelling absurdities, only ...

Unreality Is the Current Reality

Ever since that night in June when we filed onto the football field in our mortarboards and gowns and the distinguished speaker informed us that we were entering a time of rapid and unparalleled change, we've been waiting and hoping, but here we a...

It's Just a Matter of (Free) Time

If you wake up in the morning with the blues because people treat you mean, you could sing a song about it, or you could shop around for an enormous conspiracy that has denied you your constitutional right to liberty and happiness -- and how about...

Get to Work, Democrats

It is a large moment for Democrats, learning to stick with a good man through a rough period when the people who crave disillusionment have become disillusioned.

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